ObamaTest.com

Barack Obama has very high standards. As your president, Barack will demand that you do your best and that you don't embarrass him.

Take this test to determine whether you're qualified to be one of those who Barack will be president of.

General

Any clinging to guns or religion?

Are you bitter?

Have you ever taken a free personality test?

What is your first reaction to this phrase: "Chicago politician"?

If Obama lies, is it really a lie if he says it's true?

Have you replaced your incandescent lamps with compact fluorescents?

Math

Obama said uninsured Hispanics are "the largest group of the uninsured in the U.S.", but there are almost 6 million more non-Hispanic whites who are uninsured (21.2 million vs. 15.3 million). Did Obama lie?

Obama said hate crimes against Hispanics doubled last year, but the FBI figures won't be released until the Fall, and they only went up 7.8% in 2006. Did Obama lie?

Geography

How many states are there?

CNSF

What rank do you hope to attain in Barack's Civilian National Security Force?

Foreign Languages

How many languages do you speak, including English?

Are you requiring your children to learn Spanish?

Are you embarrassed that your fellow citizens don't speak French?